An oldie, but still makes me chuckle!
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An oldie, but still makes me chuckle!
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Sweet!
:lol:
Maybe I'm being a bit thick, but none of the substitutions make much sense to me. :scratch:
I think that’s the point, Barry, wherever you substitute “Cat” it is just as bad as the original error! :)
Now that did make me (s)mile. ;)
A woman takes her husband to the doctor.
Dr: What’s the problem Mrs Smith?
Mrs Smith: My husband has lost the ability to speak, he can only sing.
Dr: I see. Mr. Smith, what’s your wife’s name?
Mr Smith (singing): My, My, My, Delilah!
Dr: And what do you think of her?
Mr Smith (singing) : She’s a lady!
Dr: And where do you live?
Mr Smith (singing): The green, green grass of home.
Dr: OK Mrs Smith, your husband has an acute case of TJS.
Mrs Smith: TJS?
Dr: Yes, Tom Jones Syndrome.
Mrs Smith: Is it rare?
Dr (singing): It’s not unusual!
Boom boom! :)