Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

making medical history

for grossly discoloured

and grotesquely mangled

tampons, which somone

made soup with

sold to Tesco

rejected by NATO

sent to Greenland

via Lapland and

Scotland, Marco's house

where some sniffing

and gusset sucking

ensued, leaving-a-musky

discharge stained moustache

on the butler's

khaki coloured shirt

the pantry maid

carefully wiped her

pish flaps after

a really hard

day's night and

even harder than

a tough math question

pi = MC Hammer

slap ya mama

wut wut "g"

diddy diddy P

killed the radio-star

who was buried

in a toilet

with no lock

women came and

dropped their knickers

for blackhead pickers

and canoe lickers

and city slickers

who sucked their

Snickers, dribbling melted

ecstasy inducing pleasure

brushing against velvet

shorts, lightly stained

but extraordinarily camp

with viscosity levels

approaching that of

mashed pineapple and

Watney's Red Barrel

with odour of

stench so vile

not unlike flatus

and his stinky