Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

and savoured the

aroma of Snow-Whites

Pickled onion breath

smelling up the

Vicar's confession booth

cocks and cassocks

are strangely amusing

when oven roasted

and delicately seasoned

breaded testicles with

Succulent Prostate scrapings

drenched in Gastric-juice

all topped with

4 cheese sauce

with a side-line

of sopping-wet placenta

gimmi crab sticks

inserting them vertically

well up uranus

dear dear me

you stink-of wee

and so does

Wee Willie Winkie

and his wrinkly

wee winky dinky

wearing a slinky

clutchin' his man-hood

with tiny tweezers

for rock-hard geezers

from up Yorkshire

where Sex-Gods roam

but only in

and around Rotherham

in the outskirts

where he regularly

used the phone-box

for a pish

but then disaster..

struck when he

heard some sirens

so he made-fast

leaving a puddle

but, bollock naked

he paraded around

with some attitude

waving his walloper

destroyed by sores

ravaged by scabs

no worries said

the nurse, as