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Thank you Marco :)
Well I've just enjoyed a very entertaining (not) 4 and a half hours down at A&E at Mrs. P's insistence. Turns out I took an unstable fracture of my right hand on holiday with me. They've put a plaster cast on it, and I'm hoping it won't keep me from working.
What really bothers me though is that it's my arse wiping hand. "Anita, a little help please! And bring your marigolds".
Ah, nightmare. Hope it heals soon, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
As long as it's not your 'hand-shandy' hand, you'll be all right!:eyebrows:Quote:
What really bothers me though is that it's my arse wiping hand.
Marco.
No it's my ball-bag tickling hand, so that's alright then. I asked the nurse to keep my fingers free for that very purpose. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Nothing wrong with a change of hand. Someone once told me it's a bit like having a new bird.
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Originally Posted by Marco
Yesh, especially if it has a hairy palm:eyebrows:
Marco.
With any luck she'll wash your balls during the bed bath, then attend later to any subsequent 'stiffness';)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Marco.
If she's anything like Joanne Whalley (Nurse Mills in "The Singing Detective"), I'll be a happy chappy :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Someone on the telly once recommended sitting on your hand for a few minutes beforehand to make it numb. He called it "the stranger". :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lawrence001
I know, I can still hear those latex gloves snapping on over her long fingers, with that glint in her eye... And at the time, remember the amount of 'wet dreams' it spawned :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Marco.
Oh, a glint, is that what it's called? In Chorley we just call it jizz.