flaccid, floppy, diappointment
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flaccid, floppy, diappointment
huge hairy horace
gagging for action
Porky for Bess
likes her meat!
Beef is us
but not chipolatas
a big Lincolnshire
solid and chunky
Best of British :cool:
pork sword stuffed
into pale skinned
leggings, fat arse
called slack Alice
who's in wonderland
wanting a jump
with Dicks pole
tree trunk width
minge-bursting in extremis
and no GPS
dogging on weekends
in Tesco car-park
in a trolly
near the bins
we last met
lost the bet
Passed Driving Test...:eek:
then gate crashed
the lingerie party
in skiddy jockstrap
replete with stains
and faint odours
with a sticky
hairy love egg....
inside the crotch
waiting to lay
down and rest...
Down the load
up the road..
where tunafish swim
deer and antelope...
are roaming free
grazing through bush
hidden by dandruff
There stands peril
and Big Beryl
Served with pollution
of fungal kind
sniff your finger
if you dare