He used to work in a beauty salon, as a mister teasy weasy. loves getting into a bush jobQuote:
Originally Posted by spendorman
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He used to work in a beauty salon, as a mister teasy weasy. loves getting into a bush jobQuote:
Originally Posted by spendorman
As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and
meaningless universe. Still, you’ve got to laugh, haven’t you?
Dr John's 'Thought of the Day'. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
As others have said: "Life's a bitch - and then you die".
My two favourite death bed 'last words' are -
From Oscar Wilde (and thus subject to doubt): "I can't bear the pattern of this wallpaper - one of us has to go".
From Emanuel Shinwell (a well-respected labour MP, 1922 - 1970), who after requesting a glass of whisky to drink said (of life): "Well it has all been very interesting".
I like what Spike wanted on his tombstone "I told you I was ill"
Or as AZ, a rapper, paraphrased:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
“Life’s a bitch and then you die, it’s why we get high, ‘cos you never know when you’re gonna go.”
:D
Just seen an advert on the telly for Christmas, the beginning of bloody September FFS
Yeah is it the Bohemian rhapsody one which is just taking the piss in September. Its just beyond a joke and Im sick of John Lewis and their advertisingQuote:
Originally Posted by Ian7633
Apparently not an Xmas ad at all - they are promoting their name change ... to 'John Lewis and Partners' (or some such)Quote:
Originally Posted by Minstrel SE
Waitrose have also had a name makeover at the same time (owned by JL&P...)
I heard he worked for a film company, where his job title was "fluffer", whatever that means...Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
Way, welcome back, daftee-chops!:wave:
Fluffer? Well, I've always liked 'shampooing' a nice, dense tuft!:eyebrows:
Marco.