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i'll second that
with lashings of.........
Pot Noodle, slathered
strategically over intimate
conversations spoken breathlessly
and one-handed shuffling
At that moment
The Bishop exploded!
covering Martha in
bishopery debris and...
hot 'man sauce'
"Gentleman's Relish" aplenty
for discerning ladies
Handlebar moustaches tickle
wrinkled facial disasters
but they enjoy
a good old...
rumpy-pumpy behind the
respectable "spinster" facade
or the bikeshed
During a summer-storm
consisting of frogs
copulating in unison
to the sound
of the underground
fattest freshest flavours
dripping with moistness
like a kebab
are flange tantalisingly
open to persuasion
riddled with e-coli
yet darned tasty!
like salmon slots
or kippers with...
flashing bow ties
or mud-sharks with
pommes dauphinoise, gently
caressing their badgers
releasing unwanted dandruff
and pubic hairs
all over the
straddled Cello. G-Strings
with inevitable consequences
Jumpers for goalposts !
Wet t-shirt competitions! :eyebrows:
Mmmm yes, isn't it, wasn't it?
foul watery excretions
tasted strangely like
A Wimpy "Bender"
(Bender in a Bun with Cheese
The mouth -watering all -pork Wimpy bender served curled in a white bun with cheese, sliced tomato, onions.)
purple-veined monster