pwllheli or Leeks
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pwllheli or Leeks
for trouser snakes
, purple-headed bed monster
scared the wife
what a minger
use a finger
three knuckles deep
underneath the placenta
near the kidneys
opposite the gangrene
maggots for faggots
flies on fannys
fromage on floppies
bloody sexual innuendos
you lurves it
diabolical dungeon dilemma
to tie or
to verily spank
such sore buttocks
Tiger Balm time
butter yer muffins
make-way-for-Mary
bloody mary, i'll
dip my dobber
pockle my nockle
with extra cockles
mary mary quite
liable to reveal
something which might
offend pregnant philatelists
stamping their authority
licking like crazy
savouring the flavour
of bowel juice
I'm getting prunes
see a doctor
have a crap
have a kit-kat
Claudette's hairy twat
essence of kippers
something fishy here
the cod father
was very unwell
so suspended all
feeling sea sick
especially Bobby, who
really didn't like
his balls frozen
to her chin
saves on botox