anus of hell
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anus of hell
releasing mustard burps
with a certain
lingering tangy after-taste
very reminicent of
shite.
Then, the
:lol:
Budgie croaked it
RIP poor Old-Bob
but no fear
Hong-Kong-Phooey is here :eyebrows:
:lolsign:
with Rosemary the-telephone-operator
and Spot the-Cat
carrying a baseball-bat
sized penis that
really an hallucination
could only explain
why it drooped
with such dissapointment
but-sprang-to-life
when Wilma Flintstone
flashed her beaver
to Barney Rubble
during their usual
Brontosaurus barbeque brunch
Courtesy of Dino
who was licking
his sweaty bollocks
Yaba Daba Doo !
went fred as
he raided Wilma's
secret suppository stash
stuffed in the
cat biscuit cupboard
beside the axes
& falanga foot-whip
and floral fud-fresheners
smelling of bile
squeeze my piles
with a blender
tastey ballerkz smoothies
tempt me to
microwave my puppies
while cutting open
distemper on toast
and making 'soldiers'
to dip in
her 'soft yolk' :eyebrows:
more toast sir?
with 'gentleman's relish'
save some for-the-ladies