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stick it where
your gran's soiled
rhubard and custard
jostles cheekily against
skidmarks and cellulite
basted in feces
replete with sweetcorn
cob yer cob
bash all bishops
till they retch
and stretch-marks stretch
Knicker elastics snaps
causing much hilarity
while projectile vomitting
warm chicken soup
sautéed with snot
like marrowfat peas
yummy zombie ball
dangling on her
large well rounded
shit stained buttocks
:lolsign:
which smelt of
semen and poop
Inhaling intensely, I
released the hounds
were chuckin up
with fervent gusto
one thousand maggots
one thousand flies
a flock of seagulls
I'm-boycotting-this-thread-until-some-of-you
join-in-on-the-Degrees-of-Separation-one
and-exercise-a-little-brain-(or-google)-power-instead-of-the-toilet-humour ;)
Sorry-Alex-but-it-means-using-you-tube-so-count- me out
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Flying chalk bombsQuote:
Originally Posted by audio39
Sook ma bobby ;)Quote:
I'm-boycotting-this-thread-until-some-of-you
join-in-on-the-Degrees-of-Separation-one
and-exercise-a-little-brain-(or-google)-power-instead-of-the-toilet-humour
doesn't-have-to-be-you-tube just-post the-album-and-title-and-if-you-like a-Spotify-link
;)
Sook ma bobby?...
squirt a copper
You-lot-never-heard-of-half-the-proper-musik-what-use-would i be? :lolsign:
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spend a pennyQuote:
Originally Posted by Alex_UK
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boabieQuote:
Sook ma bobby?...
:eyebrows:
I have to think-think-think all day long at work...so toilet humour breaks the pattern and provides some release!! :eyebrows:
So in proper fashion, and with all due respect of course, let's get this train back on its tracks....
be my pleasure :lolsign:
(to all 3 of you!)
taste of paradise
was her 'flower'
that I took
& shoved up
her tail pipe
till too much
anal penetration caused
by simple mis-alighnment
a stool to dislodge
from the gaping