The engineer's answer is - "It's like coppery, but less conductive"Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
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The engineer's answer is - "It's like coppery, but less conductive"Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
Thanks for the Pompey Covid jokes, Beobloke. Missed them first time round due to huge page size.
https://theartofsound.net/forum/show...26#post1236526
You have to live here to get it. I live in Southsea... :lol:Quote:
snipped..for brevity
PORTSMOUTH & SURROUNDING AREAS LOCKDOWN PROTOCOL
PAULSGROVE - you are able to fight your neighbour providing you wear a mask and social distancing rules are adhered to.
LEIGH PARK - burgling homes in your local area is still permitted providing you sanitise before and after the offence. Track and trace technology must also be used.
SOUTHSEA - Covid in these parts does not exist, therefore you should carry on as you were, house hopping, social gatherings, drunken parties and fireworks until January are mandatory, Survival of the fittest, we're currently testing 'herd immunity' in these areas.
PORTSEA/THE HARD - prostitute services are still permitted to remain open, this is now classed as essential services for fear of the economic collapse of the area. Entry from the rear only.
that's you're opinion :DQuote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Their the idiot :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
A Poem by Marco:
"On Life."
Life presents a dismal picture,
Dull and dreary as the tomb.
Father's split his anal sphincter,
Mother's got a fallen womb.
Sister Suzie's been aborted.
For the 42nd time.
Brother Chris is hungover,
Couldn't get up till half past nine.
But we are not broken-hearted,
Nor are we down and out.
Grandpa John has just farted,
Blown his arsehole inside out.
(Ed: Really, Marco, I worry about you sometimes. But I can hardly turn down your submissions. You the boss.)
:lol:
:lolsign:
Ha - can't beat a good bit of toilet humour!:D
Marco.
I love kids. Such a certain sense of humour. :lol:
Anyway onto the Police Crime Report:
Police in Mercia have reported that P.C. John Smith was pursuing a shoplifter in a Red dress and fishnet stockings. Inspector Knacker advised his Constables to wear proper Uniform in future.
I could probably come up with some other Cop jokes. But will leave it for another night. :)
who is Their?? Is that a French name?Quote:
Originally Posted by Roy S
French for Terry I thinkQuote:
Originally Posted by mad-moon