shake the snake
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shake the snake
which squirts venom
into the mouths
and down sarf
where it's hairy
that isn't antique :eyebrows:
hark at her
showing her minge
and chocolate starfish
do not drink
the furry cup
as the dandruff
betrays all evil
as so does
The blind chuffer
gives good head
to passing monks
collecting some conkers
piss brain bonkers
over the plonkers
who eat saveloys
smothered in mayo
being rather gay-o
cuz it's not mayo
its seafood sauce
dripping from her
piss soaked handbag
into her insect-infested
beehive hair do
and bushy beard
replete with funghi
drink it in
around the rim
of her quim
Dr Quim Medicine
he specialises in
eating out when
the au-pair sits on
his face, wriggling
left-right & centre
whoops, wrong hole!
never mind, let's
Nuke the Bastards!
with a wad
of cotton wool
soaked in TCP
Sunny D to
release the wee
fragrant fudgy fart
like stagnant sewage