'e' by gum, I think there is one too many in there.
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'e' by gum, I think there is one too many in there.
Maybe he was bad at spelling too, I dunno, I just tell em... :scratch:
How about some really stupid ones?
My mute pigeon struggled to tell me that he tried to overthrow the government. It was an attempted coo.
I've just bought the personalized number plate BAA BAA for my black jeep.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. But other times I let her sleep in.
:lol:
Here's one I really like:
A man goes into a library. He asks the librarian where the books about paranoia are. She says: "They are behind you!"
:lol:
I don't know many jokes about Covid-19. But we need some. Anybody?
See posts 1691, 1695, 1703, 1705 and 1711. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by system7
You want me to use Google?
I am a Linux man. Wouldn't touch it with a bargepole. :scratch:
A Roman Catholic priest, a Protestant minister and a rabbit walk in to a blood bank. The rabbit says: I think I am a type O.
:lol:
Now tell me a joke about the Germ. :)
They laughed at him and called him names, so he killed them. He killed them all.
https://i.imgur.com/dCSEWyy.jpg
They bungled the name of the pub.
:D
Apparently there’s now a cure for dyslexia.Quote:
Originally Posted by system7
This news was music to my arse.