fails your britches
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fails your britches
breach common decency
and scream yo-deelay
de-laaaay he ho
with a spanner
wrench for twisting
the knife deep
a squirrels nuts
aren't terribly nutty
love bank holidays
Working double time
pumping the prime
rib of beef
purple end first
yeast-infected end last
anyone-for-an-egg?
or perhaps fish?
to go with
the secreted placenta
or placated secretions
It's all delicious
if you swallow
the effluent mixture
more fool you
but few fool
would complain if
it caused your
balls to drop
and weiner burn
massaged better by
warm sausage gravy
and blue cheese
between firm breasts
creating a 'pizza'
that justifies the
trip to B&Q
for a flange-gripper
& bycicle-repair kit
to-fix-ya-blow-up-doll :eyebrows:
which accidently got
nailed into oblivion
during some horizontal-jogging
which resulted in
badly adjusted bearings
near-the rear-thrust-manifold
injecting thrutch swarf
opposite the ventricle
near Pizza Hut
where stuffed crusts
meet stuffed shirts