they're so cool
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they're so cool
for mincing around
like a hoofter
from planet Jupiter
Shaped like Uranus;)
fat-bottomed girls
Big juicy peaches
Day of tomorrow [emoji41]
bike seat rubbing
and Honda vibration...
Therapy gives satisfaction
to the parts
other therapies cannot
reach at all..
hands on approach..
wrap yer palms
in stingie nettles
nasty botty stings
causing red blisters
on purple helmets
making it mauve
my favourite colour..
of Lycra knickers
oh the Lycra.. :eek:
close-fitting is best
for getting sterilised
bless your parts... :D
for they've sinned
naughty little bits..
for getting horny
but that's good...
providing any stiffness
is dealt with
is quickly reduced...
thinking of england
instead of EU.....
is bound to
make you smile...
just like when
I had trouble...
getting boots off
a tight squeeze...
pull hard and
they will pop...
off your feet
into your face.....
the pain is
just so hurty...
go tell mummy
make it better...