Silicone tits are amazingly like chicken breasts especially when warm. It is funny when one falls out tho lol
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Silicone tits are amazingly like chicken breasts especially when warm. It is funny when one falls out tho lol
In spite of my declining ability to spell correctly, whenever I spot poor spelling when out and about it feels like an itch I can't scratch. There is a shop near me which specialises in batteries, mostly for automotive uses, who have a sign in the window declaring that they sell lithium iron batteries. They really should know better. I really should go in there and tell them, that sign's been there for some years now.
And don't get me started on unnecessary apostrophe's :(
There's a lot of 'intergrated' amps on ebay.
And why can't news readers correctly pronounce 'omicron'?
Thanks for the heads up Geoff, I definately need a new intergrated amp :)Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
I suppose they never had to, until now. Mrs. Pony cannot pronounce 'polaroid' no matter how hard she tries. Always comes out poilaroid. She can say polar bear, and haemorrhoid, but can't put them together.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
Polar bear with haemorrhoids sounds nasty :)
There is an old wives' tale that says if you sit on a cold wall or step for a long period of time, you might develop haemorrhoids. Since polar bears sit around all day on ice, it is not surprising they could suffer the same. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by guy
well sitting for long priods can cause piles; the temp or moisture level is irrellevant i think, but its mostly due to strainingQuote:
Originally Posted by Barry
So do desk-bound office workers suffer from piles?
Haemorrhoids are varicose veins in the rectum/anus, so are more likely to be caused by straining, either through heavy lifting, or as you say, by straining during a bowel motion.
Went out today to buy a bottle of milk - but ended up spending over £500 on a Christmas present pour elle!
That escalated quickly! Did you buy her a whole cow? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
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I would say no, not directly anyway. Though if sedentary work wasn't balanced with regular exercise, toilet habits could be affected. Infrequent dumps gives it time to 'compact' and makes it harder to shift.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
I had them, or one, a few years ago, fortunately only for a couple of weeks, and that came from straining I'm sure. Not all it's 'cracked' up to be :(
what chance do americans have?
Thomas Massie condemned by gun control activists and gun owners over social media for posing with assault rifles in holiday photo in wake of Oxford school massacre.
https://static.independent.co.uk/202...=982:726,smart
Republican congressman Thomas Massie has sparked outrage for posting a Christmas photo of his family posing with a trove of firearms, just days after four students were murdered in America’s deadliest school shooting since 2018.
:doh:
How more American could that photo be?
The way they have the weapons distributed - Dad gets the biggest then down the line to the youngest daughter with the Uzi.
That's just obscene.
I just notice none of them have the magazines fitted.
I think that is why they are asking Santa for ammo :santa:
I find it extraordinary that for a country with mass gun ownership, not only of pistols, but machine guns etc, that America isn't in a constant state of civil war.
Perhaps if they all grew moustaches.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
That's because they are Republican moderates.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
What the f**k is it with some people - just been watching BBC news report about Rhys Porter, a young lad with cerebral palsy who received a load of abuse for posting a video of himself saving a goal.
https://www.fulhamfc.com/players/rhys-porter/
The abusers need a good seeing to in my opinion :steam:
I read up on the bloke, apparently he was a thorn in Trump's side so he can't be all bad.
its just their ignorance. they dont know any better sadly; maybe never will as they'd much rather challenge a young lad who has challenged himself and won, to challenging themselves to be better humans.Quote:
Originally Posted by guy
i know, ...too many challenges :doh:
Julian Assange stitched up by UK courts. I guess we could all see that coming. There'll be appeals, but the Yanks will probably get him eventually.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-59608641
Splitter!!Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
The yanks can have him. Wait until he's skateboarding down their corridors and failing to clean up after his cat. They'll be wanting to send him back.
To save money, and reduce carbon emissions, couldn't we send Prince Andrew and Julian Assange over to the states on the same flight :D
Greta could take them on her boat.
pulling on those oars with a young girl may not be advisable with those two :eek:
Andrew to Julian - 'No sweat mate.'
hey ho and up she rises, early in the morning :)
Evening all!! Been absent for a long while ,but having regualr covid arguements with loons on my other forum made we yearn for a quieter place!!
I am 4 and a half weeks into a total hip replacement so only really starting to feel human again after a fair few months (or years) hobbling around and feeling grumpy !!
The one thing that has been a god send to me ,both in hospital and at home is the I Pod classic that my daughter left when she move out !!
I recharged it , formatted it and spent a few days putting nearly all my cd,s onto it !!
Woo.
It has the facility to play songs by title ,so effectively mixing up and playing songs , all 4 hundred or so , randomly ,or select an album !! And because I bought the Yamaha CD 3200?? can recall the proper number now ,but it links into the usb slot provided and I can either listen on the move or play through the cd player Apple Lossless :eek:
Very old school to all you Spotify users etc but what a great thing the Classic was (once you get the hang of the controls !!)
Nice to be back - hope I havent missed much !!??;)
Hi Anto. Hope your hip settles down.
plenty of covid conspiracy theories here :lol:
Thanks geoff , hope youre good mateQuote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Old school? My last (and only) portable music player was a Sony Walkman which played cassettes! :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Oddball
The Forum has been quiet of late, though we have a Covid page where there have been some 'robust' views expressed.
Glad to see you back and trust you quickly recover from your hip operation; enough for you to enjoy Christmas .
Good to see you back.
hi Anto, good to see your ok. hip pain is terrible. glad youve got an op mate...Quote:
Originally Posted by Oddball
Hi Anto, glad you are getting back to humanity as you put it.
looking like we might have to get more boosters in new year the way things are going. :doh:
Mine is 8th January. Couldn't get in before Xmas.
Booster is supposed to give 75% protection from omicron - not sure how they calculate that.
mine is next friday. not sure how im gonna manage as im having to go to place. walking/lifting etc is difficult. might get daughter to comeQuote:
Originally Posted by Macca
Your figures are out of date, since Bert next door and his daughter got Covid, it's gone down to 74%Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
Old school? I think you and Anto mean old grammar school - my "Walkman" was made by Alba :) that's old school with hand-me-down blazer and free school meals...Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
Old school? I think you and Anto mean old grammar school - my "Walkman" was made by Alba :) that's old school with hand-me-down blazer and free school meals...Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
Welcome back Anto
There's bit of an echo in here. ;)
:) (:):):):):))Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
wish I could yodel :)