asked Uncle Pervey
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asked Uncle Pervey
With a grin
as he unzipped
the tent door
where Daphne was
watering the grass
with palpitating piss-flaps
trimming her Clematis
with bolt croppers
and a propane torch :eyebrows:
local reporters said
with a wry grin
you can't count
on blind nuns
because custard is-green
so are cucumbers
the Devils work
is never done
Beware the cyclops
for he never
went to Specsavers
but instead raided
the local Co-Op
for bulk anusol
rubbing it into
their weeping eyes
cold and emotionless
just like granny
before she invaded
Grandpas-secret collection of
lady-boy Christmas annuals
sporting naked photo's
each to their-own
when they need
hand relief, Doris
such a kind
gesture to rub
his banjo string
Many-a-good-tune
has been played
on an old
Amstrad shit box
O the joys
of sniffing some
Eau de gusset :eyebrows:
blue never lies
funky pH indicator
buns in oven
choose the safest-policy
when all else