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A homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. "You did a great job." he said and handed the man a cheque. "Also, as a bonus, here's an extra £100 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie."
Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. "What's the matter," asked the homeowner, "did you forget something?"
"No," replied the painter. "I'm just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked."
Donald is walking out of the Whitehouse and heading towards his limo , when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun
A secret service agent , new on the job shouts - 'Mickey Mouse'
This startles the would- be assassin and he is captured .
Later the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks - ' what the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse ?'
Blushing ,the agent replies - ' I got nervous , I meant to shout - 'Donald , Duck '
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Originally Posted by Beobloke
Paddy turns to Mick and says " I see Xmas is on a Friday this year"
Mick replies " bloody hell, hope it's not on the 13th"
And paddy says, no, its on the 21st:d