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onto the blacklegs

sending up spores

bumping into doors

double-bagging ugly whores

resulting in several

crusty, in-bred Royals :eyebrows:

shot gun wedding ;)

only daftees would

want to watch

Ultimately resulting in

a huge bill

and webbed feet

sporting new hats

on large dongs

Oooh....Ding Dong...

who's at the

monthly cross-dresser's convention

Kate and William

were wearing nothing

but large smiles

and crown jewels

while elation caused

The little boy

farted, reasonably inconspiciously

but very wet

and largely lumpy

with sweet corn

was the stool

that hung proudly

From his nose

while he inhaled

the 'aromatic' tang

Of 'Royal Jelly'

nestling between weeping

enormous firm breasts

sweaty, but flavoursome

and pleasingly plump

but strangely orange

nevertheless, I suckled

three little pigs

I'd saved especially

For a spitroasting

one rainy Sunday

bloody Sunday drivers

bluerinse, flat cap

, Tena for Men

fiver for da-Laydeeez

suckee suckee $10

rear romping $20

You-likee golden shower?