Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

they help digestion

of large chunky

frozen breast milk

in paper cups

with plastic straws

sook the gloop!

tasty, like poop

wrap yer gums

around the plums

and projectile vomit

reminiscent of fusty-quiche

and gusset crust

mixed with ballsack-pâté

pubes to spit

the creamy spunk

between palpitating pissflaps

STD's not welcome

only crabs and

discarded fish dinners

cat scraps aplenty

fishy pussy aroma

i'm addicted to-crack

back, crack 'n' spank

with domineering vixens

teasing and tormenting

my throbbing red

large hairy buttocks

belonging to Jeffrey

and patrick fitzgerald

Ben Dover and

and gerald fitzpatrick

Mike Ock and

Dave from the-pub

also came to

know Mike Hunt

what a right

buttock licking fascist

his budgie was

always saying that

dress to the-left

is the way

for maximum penile

embarrasment as shorty

peeks out from

the balloon knot

waving its little

brown tortoise head

to passing penguins

more fish Tarquin

hunting killer whales