adds to the
Printable View
adds to the
ambience of it
ignores the smell
to get down
amongst the seafood
crack them open
those juicy clams
glistening with succulent
Juicy red tomatoes
large sausage and
yummy cheesy knick-knacks
Served on a
bed of crushed
flaccid lifeless meat
posing as a-cock
wearing a frock
sometimes a Tutu:eyebrows:
depending the occasion
covered in glitter
showing the jockstring
to passing penguins
riding funky mopeds
sporting cheeky grins
Sticking to leatherette
matching their scants
Leathureous musky scent
emitting from sodden
straw filled kecks
long since abandoned
for spandex g-string
fits snugly around
the spam sandwich
pinch an inch?
eat a foot
more porks good
for friction burns
Apply Vaseline to
parts that hurt
then watch't fry
wear comfy knickers
with interior coolpack
for the smoothness
better than ice
which can burn
cheeks of bum:eyebrows:
or other parts
making them peakey
very sticky out
and slightly pouty
that can happen