silly sods had
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silly sods had
very carelessly forgotten
to rinse out
his bat mask
which had obviously
been used for
wrapping around his
little wrinkly pinky
and Perky squeaked
While perky perked
up after pills
of dubious nature
Smarties with acid
burns your skin
and shrinks your
meat & two-veg
rendering it useless
but fear not
a 'Prince Albert' will
open your eyes
in more ways
than you think
but chin up
she's feeling horny
raise the titanic
look out - ICEBERG!
bit cold though
The lettuce cometh (ICEBERG!)....
Was well polished
like your purple
headed mountain, the
nurse said, rubbing
QED Silver Anniversary
a fat length
gathers no "moss"
but often tossed
with wrist action
and deftness of
full knuckle shifting
causes creamy leakages
and untold suffering
Among certain tribesmen
attending S&M parties
Flail in hand
large rubber band
Tied round their
grossly obvious embarrasment
Which bulged horribly
the stench repelling
several feral nuns