Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

peeped menacingly through

spying salacious shenanigans

behind the wardrobe-door

where the vicar

was caught playing

with his meat-&-two-veg

with sharpened knife

one false move

and soprano beckons

ok if your-a-bird

or a lady-boy

experienced at gamarouche

with-a-penchant-for

vastly oversized drivers

to-make-up-for-his-vastly-undersized

ability to stay

rigid and protuberant

at the most

inopportune moments in

the supermarket checkout

when i accidently

exposed my friuts

of the forest

in-a flash i

popped my cherry

which was'nt a

patch-on-having-a-wank

a wasteful passtime

and favoured by

beer mat collectors

and washing-line thiefs

looking for frilly-knickers

to sniff 'n' savour

more the merrier

for hungry connoisseurs

of fragrant gussets

which can be

wrapped around your

stumpy little finger

one quick tug

and squirting beckons

little old ladies

with naughty intensions

attend pyjama parties

with fluffy pink-slippers

and an attitude

that will leave

but never obliterate

the ingrained stains

that blight potatoes