revealing scampi fries
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revealing scampi fries
underneath the cellulite
it aint pretty
Fussy you're not
Beggars can't chose
so-just-put-a-bag-over
and squash rumours
you'd stolen underwear
to trade in
skid-marked cotton gussets
runaway logs cause
badly blocked toilets
Jammed 'U' bends
deceptive but fast
dropping her kegs
more! she begs
for a cuppa
nice & strong
Yorkshire-Gold is best
Brewed to perfection
squeeze the bag
drain the juice
lance the pus
[How can you lance puss, ya daftie? :eyebrows: You mean lance the boil! Anyway....]
Savour its flavour
unplug the jukebox
(If I lanced a Puss, should I wear boots?;) - "Lance the pus" is a local character! :lol:)
Do-us-all a favourQuote:
Originally Posted by Puffin
(No i'm not an Adam & The Ants Fan) :lolsign:
cos Prince Charming
is too dandy
for manky Mandy
or Mork Mindy
arse is windy
saying Nannoo Nannoo
from his nursing-home
waiting for god
wallowing in wee
bed sore alert
apply E-45 immediately
to infected parts
Carlsberg can't reach
but does however
titillate and stimulate
and gently prise
her lips apart
exposing salmon segments
yer dirty blighter :eyebrows:
something smells fishy
sniff ya finger
ahhhh essence of
coagulated sardine sputum
in cranberry jus