she forgot condoms
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she forgot condoms
and bondage gear
with bandaged rear
caused by implanted
bubbles of huge
concentrated wank oil
expanding and setting
into hard nodules
Like rubber balls
bouncing back to
Randy Rhonda, who
who's gentle valley
accent titillated the
men of muscle
into exposing their
big hairy chests
making Bev faint
after grabbing his
chunky middle leg
breaking her Jaw:eek:
like an elephant's-trunk
Saluting the flag
tattered and spattered
with Scottish butter
and 'duck butter'
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=duck+butter
yucky is lucky
and so mucky
sure is ducky
and some nooky
is nice too
with a Wooky?
don't fancy that....!!
hot dog supper
nice and sausagey.....
loves chilli sauce
nice and hot
dangling until firm
from deep frying:stalks:
your hard thingy
cried like-a baby
poor little thing...
licking his wounds
smearing the vaseline
and ice cream
all over him
Hoping for tongue
to lick off
the creamy slather
swallow it down