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More complaints to the Council.
I wish to complain that my farther hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
I request to remove my draws in the kitchen.
The toilet is blocked and we cannot have a bathe until it is unblocked.
50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster & 50% are plain filthy.
I'm still having problems with smoke in my new draws
:lol:
These rules already in place on most council estates.
:lol:
:rfl:
cant help thinking dog would of preffered being in a better quality lager box even if it looses the pun.
Could do i think my dog caught corona (ah mebbe not they stopped making it)
Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet
someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.
Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner
for a short time and you are so needy you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner
for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and
you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
Hallway Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner
for too long. When you pass each other in the
Hallway you both say 'screw you.'
Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun
in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any
more. She takes you to court and screws you
in front of everyone.
And last, but not least,
Canada Pension Sex.
* You get a little each month,
but not enough to enjoy yourself.
Posh people keep their potatoes in sex.