gobbling it up
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gobbling it up
was a goblin
naughty but nice
served with rice
pump her thrice :eyebrows:
Bit of Rumpy-pumpy
you've given up
looks that way
until she finds
Oil of Olay
hiding all the
friction burns. Shit!
Undeterred, I exposed
the manager of
Anne Summers to
a dose of
rapid-fire rim-ramming, which
excited her chihuahua
froze her Bichon
I called RSPCA
they were useless
at Strawberry picking
and feline licking
and snot flicking
but good at
electrocuting vulnerable children
with cattle prods
or turbo-charged tasers
Kidnap a giraffe
old stink bull
Andre's gonna pull
his foreskin back
and clean his
gaping japz eye
the size of
a very cold-day
on-top of Krakatoa
She's gonna blow
covering all surfaces
with hot sticky
tartare sauce, which
unlike Horseradish sauce
goes with fish
rhymes with pish...
fill a bucket
don't kick it
grab a straw!
grab a whore
make her roar
cloths-pegs on nipples