serrated metal dildo
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serrated metal dildo
shaped ice lolly
inserted sideways up
as far as
the pointy end
can be shoved
then turn 90o
and push hard
till the syrup
has been absorbed
by the jammy
like a cork
maximum absorbency for
sticky wet discharge
from the sump
causing slippery conditions
up Mrs doubtfire's
Filthy back alleyway
ergo her woofer:eek:
whilst Dame Edna
strapped on huge
saddlebags full of
filthy sticky sweetmeat
and KY jelly
ready for Brenda
in her mudbath
well trodden path
tiptoe-ing through her..........
tights, which were
shiny and smelt
awfully haddock like
near the crotch
is a purse
containing some spare
medicines to treat
the galloping clap
And the trots
and pubic dandruff
hanging like stalactites
Caused by dribbling
old soothsayer whilst
devouring regurgitated vomit
like a pig
farting great gusts
of porcupine putridness
like fermented smegma
a quality vintage
enchanted little cove
said Cinderella polishing
Dumbo's huge trunk