no orange peel
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no orange peel
gives me spots
on me Snaarlee
sounds very nasty
like auntie pastie
well crusted and
not too tasty
savour the flavour
curly cheese quaver
like her saddlebags
Ride em cowboy
with your rhinestones
rhinoplasty gives good-nose
reaching erogenous zones
on the Underground
where slappers hangout
Of the windows
Whistling at-the milkman
wishing he would
deliver the cream
full thick please
deposited inside her
you cheeky monkey
come on, spread-em
oo-you mucky buggar
'head' meets hole
make it quick
too late I've
already shot my
butler, as he
couldn't stop soiling
his skid-marked undercrackers
the police recovered
what looked like
porn sites stored
inside-a very inconspicuous
set of Tannoy Monitor Golds
nevertheless I proceeded
wearing high heels
and lacy stockings
to scare goblins
hiding inside the
Red Lion pub
for goblin hour
roasted goblin, anyone?
washed down by
Her love juice
which tasted of
honey, sweeter than
con denced milk