In a similar vein - What's the difference between kinky and perverted?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vince
Kinky is tickling your lover with a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
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In a similar vein - What's the difference between kinky and perverted?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vince
Kinky is tickling your lover with a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
thank god for that... no mention of shagging the damn thing:eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beobloke
A special one for here :eyebrows:
During the lock-down be extra careful what you buy on eBay and make sure you check out the seller.
My mate spent £50 on a penis enlarger and they sent him a magnifying glass!
A Grandmother says to her grandson, 'would you be a darling and help Granny with her suppository'
'Of course I will Gran' replies her grandson.
She pulls down her knickers and bends over.
'Do I put it in the brown hole or feed it to the turkey?
I was waiting to use the cash machine and a little old lady was struggling to see the screen. 'Could you check my balance' she asked me.......so I pushed her over!
Guy walks into a bar and asks for an Osama Bin Laden.
'Never heard of that one before, what's in it' asks the barman.
'3 shots and a splash of water!
There's a group of Taliban standing around in a cave.
'Theres been a lot of infiltration into our organisation by the British Army, so make sure you keep an eye open'.
They all nod and agree and the leader continues, 'the first patrol tonight will be Omar Abdul Ishim and Dave Smith'!
Customer to handyman ....
are you a plumber. No
are you a sparky.......... No
are you a carpenter...... No
Well whats handy about you then ?....... Well, I live just around the corner !