Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

crack in pipes

skidmarks on seats

listening to neats

doin' da beats

tappin ya feets

peeling your beets

sucking her teats

while she greets

[note: "greet" means 'cry' in Scottish vernacular] ;)

Thesaurus: greet

verb

1. To address in a friendly and respectful way: hail2, salute, welcome. See greeting.
2. To approach for the purpose of speech: accost, hail2, salute. See approach/retreat, greeting, seek/avoid.
3. To present with a specified reaction: meet1, react, respond. See feelings, greeting.

Sorry Marco but we must have proof of this.:confused:

Ask Snapper or any other dude fae Glesga! :lolsign:

This sort of thing would be heard regularly in tenement flats in Glasgow:

"Yer weans are greetin' again, Senga - whit an awfy racket they're makin; ma man canny concentrate to [fraudulently] fill oot his invalidity benefit form".

Marco.