Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

but then what

up to you

fart-in-my-face

sniff the aroma

:D

smells like drains

blocked for eons

get the bog-brush

ram it home

up her sopping-wet

and draughty back~passage :eyebrows:

not only to-India

but to turd-city

down the A23

past the rim-roundabout

through the back-entry

push harder to

let yourself in

ball-deep, and feel

something strange happening

before the nurse

lets out a

fanny-fart louder than

Hiroshima bombing mission

so I gag

her real quick

knock her unconscious

then wake up.....

drop a bollock

on the shag-pile

beside a huge

bowl of peanuts

have your breakfast

before-you-discover-you've-f*cked-a-growler :eyebrows:

run a mile

Gonna bow out :hmm:

Turnover new leaf

of Encyclopedia Britannica

and become 'normal'

Whatever that is!

yeh whats that?

not us anyway

I'm-shy-and-introverted

a shrinking violet

awkward around women

And baboons arses

ah, those memories....

Holidaying in Gibraltar

with other ladyboys

and chocolate tea-pots

and heaving piss-pots