What do you call a Chinese homosexual? Chew Man Chew!
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What do you call a Chinese homosexual? Chew Man Chew!
What do you call a Chinese 69? Two Can Chew!
Did you hear about the architect who had his house made backwards, or the gynaecologist who wallpapered his hall through the letter box?
What do you say to a man with no arms or legs?
What's the first thing a blonde learns when starting driving lessons? You can sit upright in a car!
What's the difference between, Love, True Love and showing off?
Spitting, Swallowing and Gargling.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. At first all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
Eventually you wish you had a fucking club and a spade.
My wife is temperamental. Fifty percent temper and fifty percent mental.
My missus has Old Dysons Syndrome....She makes constant whining noises and doesn't suck anymore.
I've just been given a fortnight to live.
The wife's gone away for two weeks.
Have you been reading the Beano again Vince?