'Pearl necklace', eh? :eyebrows:
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'Pearl necklace', eh? :eyebrows:
said Captain Haddock
to Fanny Craddock
may your doughnuts
have holes like
Fanny's one does
all crusty and
sugar coated edges
unlike Nigella's chocolate
It's now raining :(
said Delia mounting
the biggest steed
Norwich City had
but ceded defeat
Chaow
but the Baggies
under her eyes
and the saddle-bags
swing and slap
with the draught
from swinging jugs
nipples like icepoles
and lorry wheel-nuts
stiff, rigid and
very moist inside
needs good licking
ticking , fettling untill
the man's milk
turns proper Gold-Top
full-cream with bits
like a Muller
corner with gigantic
holes in the
cherry fruit bits..
falling from the
sky into yogurt
filled swimming pool
that's very sticky...
but equally licky
that's so sexy..
but somewhat messy
It always is...
a sexy whizz
with chocolate-covered tits
topped with cherries
that need biting
which causes pressure
in the parts...
Only Heineken Lager
has to reach
without getting slapped :eyebrows: