& man-fat volevonts
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& man-fat volevonts
topped with Thrush-custard
and bellybutton fluff
more tea vicar
before I unzip :eyebrows:
and hang out :lol:
may take awhile
to extend fully
may be knotted
sheepshank or granny
inserting the thick-end
said the vicars daughter
eyes wide open
her 'sea-sponge' gaping...
ah, there's Nemo :flasher:
clutching his periscope
waving it around
with growing frustration
no-one is biting
except gummy gladys
who gobbles it
like a turkey
mighty fine gobbler
using her tongue
ring, to titillate :eek:
(we are very bad lads :lol:)
the cheesy rim
:flasher:
smeg on toast
:vomfest:
with 'bits' in
like Danish blue
or a blue-waffle :popcorn:
enter with caution
avoiding your sloppy-seconds
stirring the porridge
'tis full o'lumps
and dirty water
lap it up
good little kitty
here puss puss
get ya juice-juice
sorry Miss Lucy
for stretching your
sexy knicker elastic
causing it to
expose the cellulite
Superman stood firm
until the Kryptonite
removed the crust
from his pizzer
releasing a stench
creating green fog