Cillited across Barry's
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Cillited across Barry's
nose, inducing violent
(P.S did you mean 'ciliated'? ;)
five knuckle shuffling
and irreversible wart
(no idea. I was in Cillit Bang mode :eek:)
forming on knob
increasing the throb
just the job
Now, where is
the rubber chicken
I accidentally left
out the backdoor
propped up against
her coal bunker
she needs stoked!
With massive poker
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and red-hot tip
Lighting up her
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grotesquely malformed, but
strangely sweet smelling
Kipper Katcher (TM)
its aquatic tang
makes sea life
blessing in disguise
then Mr Benn
entered the shop
&-the shopkeeper appeared :)
ina gimp suit
sporting a stiffy
hidden under-his fez
and loin cloth
At full stretch
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& stain ridden
giant pink bloomers
& auto changers
his seedless grapes
Plump and succulent
aching-full with juice
Fit to burst
drenching passers-by in
a nice Chianti
Vino da tavola
fan tas tico
...said the waiter
as he served
pan-fried badger with
essence of gangrene
in smeg jus
marinated man glue
on Haddock pasty
jellied quim leakage