giggled at that one
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giggled at that one
It doesn't provide the recommended 2m distancing - nice idea though.
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Originally Posted by Scorps
The calif D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on on Calif hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
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Originally Posted by andyrlb
I went on Dragons Den the other night and showed them my Dads old shotgun.
Peter Jones said, "And what's your idea?"
I replied, "It's a simple concept Peter, just put the money in the fliping bag!"
I came home from the pub this morning at 3am, only to see my wife standing at the front door holding a rolling pin. I said, "What are you doing baking at this time of the morning?"
What's 50 feet long and has 8 teeth? The queue outside Burnley Asda
:lol:. What a way to talk about fellow Lancastrians :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony