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Marco.
You know why the Chinese have never had a decent cricket team?
They keep eating the bats
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Originally Posted by mr sneff
A farmer had a nice female pig he wanted to breed, and the farmer up the road had a prize male pig to breed her with. So, when the sow went into heat, he put her in the back of his truck and drove to the neighbor’s farm. As soon as she got out of the truck, the boar came stomping and snorting! A huge muscular pig with blood in his eyes, he blasted right through a board fence and mounted the pig, all kinds of squealing and fussing later, he goes back to his mud hole and flops down.
The farmer asks the neighbor, “how do we know if it took?”, and the neighboring farmer said, “look in the morning, if she’s up on top the hill, it didn’t take, but if she’s down in the bottom, in the mud, it took”. So the next morning he looks out the window and the pig is up on top the hill.
So he loads her in the truck and takes her back to the neighbor’s and the same thing happens. And the next morning he looks out the window and the girl pig is up on top the hill. So he loads her in the truck and takes her to the neighbor’s where the huge boar hits it again!
The next morning the farmer was slow to rise, so he asks his wife, “look out the window and tell me if that pig is up on the hill or down in the mud”. His wife looks out and says, “She’s in the front seat of the truck blowing the horn!”
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Originally Posted by Scorps
What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Ian
A nun is being given driving lessons by the Mother Superior.
As shes driving along a massive ball of fire erupts from the road ahead from which the Devil appears.
“Dont fear my child, do an emergency stop!” Instructs Mother Superior
The Nun applies progressive braking whilst increasing her grip on the wheel, depresses the clutch, applies the handbrake, puts gear in neutral and checks mirrors and blind spots.
“Perfect! Says Mother Superior, " Now show the Devil your cross”
Nun winds down the window raises her middle finger and shouts
"Get out of the road you f@ckin’ idiot!