on his boxers
Printable View
on his boxers
were catapulted across ...
the ring forcefully
hitting his opponent
in the face
causing a puddle
of some stain
causing much hilarity
how they laughed
how he wept
when Big Daddy
opened his zip
snagging the old
nikki nakki noo
a penis flytrap
snapped heavily shut
requiring medical intervention
by nurse 'stroke-ma-staunner'
including colonic irrigation
in the inFIRMary
poor old Mary
lost her canary
in her drawers
those granny knickers
20th century foxies:eyebrows:
saggy passion killers
need triple-strength elastic
for your bloomers
or drop em
allowing fresh air
around the stale
crusty old flaps
caked with solidified
hard solid stuff
requiring a chisel
to pry it
chunk by chunk
from her protrudences
not quite right...
was her libido
but it improved....
by stimulating G-spot
due to enlarged
and much engorged
ready for action
spine in traction
that's so stiff
for old hands
to manipulate much
But can Squeeze