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Originally Posted by Ian7633
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Originally Posted by Ian7633
My lesbian neighbours recently asked me to help them conceive a child. They
said they didn't mind doing it the old fashioned way as they were both very
liberal minded. Anyway, we've been trying for 6 months now and I'm
wondering if I should tell them I had the snip last year?
I was driving to work today and saw a woman driving down the road with her
hazard lights on...
At least she's honest
:D:eyebrows:
Marco.
The wife just shouted from upstairs 'do you ever get shooting pains across your body like someones got a Voodoo doll of you and they keep stabbing it?'
All concerned I shouted up 'no'.
She replied 'how about now?'............
:D
:D
One of our neighbours got taken to hospital last night with corona virus and they’ve put him on one of those Dyson ventilators... he’s picking up nicely…
What is the difference between a prozzy & a drug dealer?
A prozzy can wash her crack & re-use it.