I said to the missus last night, "Here, put this nurses outfit on."
"Ooh," she said seductively. "Why is that?"
I said, "We need a loaf!"
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I said to the missus last night, "Here, put this nurses outfit on."
"Ooh," she said seductively. "Why is that?"
I said, "We need a loaf!"
I told my mate that I got fired for downloading porn at work and causing everything to crash.
"That's a bit harsh," he said.
"They don't mess around at Air Traffic Control!" I replied.
Last night at the strip club the ugliest woman I've ever seen dances up to me and says, "Hey handsome, what would you like me to take off first?"
I said, "My glasses!"
Haha made missus chuckleQuote:
Originally Posted by Oddball
For some inexplicable reason, an advert for this book popped up whilst I was looking for something on Google:
https://jackets.gardners.com/media/6...1849148719.jpg
!!! ?
know a few of them
Even Batman is Social Distancing
https://i.postimg.cc/br3YYtg5/batman.jpg
Under current guidelines nobody should cough within 2 metres of you. If they do then it is to be recorded as a ‘near cough’ and you should immediately instruct them to 'far cough.’…
Brilliant:lol:
Im suprised no one made a thing out of Paul Hardcastle '19'