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But if I plump for the ones with elasticated waist that don't fall off while I'm crawling around, it could get quite pricey. And the missus won't entertain the idea of me having towelling nappies soaking in a bucket. It's all her fault anyway, trying to make me "eat healthy". Never had a problem when I was on my pizza butties diet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Just buy a cork! :)
Got told to turn it down :steam:
Turn HER off instead ;)
They just plug into the wall, you know...
Marco.
Just tell her she can use the chunkiest 'fallout bits' for a chilli con carne :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Marco.
One of my favourite things is farting massively loudly when sitting on the loo preparing for the days birthing session. It makes an impressive noise.
All these little 'nuggets' of information.............. :)
It's the little 'nuggets' that follow thru, after a good PUMP, you need to worry about :eyebrows:
Marco.
If the nuggets are solid enough, they'll just tumble down your trouser leg, so you just give your foot a bit of a shake then walk away.
Sounds like you need to buy some new music Paul...Quote:
Originally Posted by Primalsea
Even easier if yer wearing yer best frock. :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
True, but you have to worry then when your wife spies the nuggets and is looking for some 'raisins' to put in the fruit cake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Marco.
My tights usually catch them.Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Marco.
Thats a good excuse as any, I’ll say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
If you find yourself missing the sound of giant farts, may I suggest Kanye West CDs?
That's an unkindness to farts!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
There's always someone has to lower the tone of the conversation! We're trying to find solutions to serious issues here!Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Yesh, plop-plops are undoubtedly a serious subject.
Marco.
And "fallout bits" in the chilli, and "raisins" in the fruit cake? I imagine your dinner parties are poorly attended :D
When Mrs. P has gone for three days without a plop, her face looks very serious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Just opened a pack of Chunky KitKat. The bars are only about two thirds of the original size and the chocolate coating is much thinner. What a bunch of scumbags! I won't buy that product again. These tightarse firms are cutting their own throats.
KitKat is made by Rowntree- Nestlé, so along with anything by Nestlé should be boycotted!Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Anyone bought a Toblerone recently? You can drive a bus between the peaks. Liberty!
I 'passed' one earlier, or at least what felt like one... Needed a double-flush to shift it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Marco.
Every Monday the missus goes to Slimming World. They meet to discuss recipes, talk about their progress and get weighed. I call these meetings "going to the weighbridge". She hasn't twigged yet and has called it weighbridge herself a couple of times. I'm gonna be in so much trouble when she eventually repeats it to someone else :eek:
I'm doing a bit of tiling in the kitchen and noticed that where I'd tiled previously, I'd cut slim, half inch edge fillets for small gaps. But I'm blowed If I can remember how I cut these. I've never owned a disc tile cutter, so I must have used another method. Maybe scoring and using a vice? Dunno, they're well cut though. Maybe I'm losing the plot? :D
I think I can replicate these cuts with my Dremel type tool and a small diamond disc.
Well it worked. I'll need about half a dozen of these tile slivers to fit around a window frame.Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
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Very good, there is always more than one way to skin a rabbit.
I just 'pumped', and made the cat jump! :D It was warm when it came out, and the pungent aroma is lingering nicely, rather like stagnant old drains. with a smidgen of rotting silage! :eyebrows::eyebrows:
Marco.
I try to avoid 'savouring the flavour' :lol:.
The dog's been good lately. It's usually him stinking the place up and his are godawful! :eek:
You need to change his feed. (That applies to the dog and Marco from the sounds of it).
Someone didnt clean the toated sandwich maker properly and my banana toasties smelt of chedder. I raised the issue, but apparently it was cleaned properly and I probably actually could smell the butter spread. Apparently it turns into chedder cheese when you heat it up! Who knew!
Banana toasties? If you're going to make habit of cooking foreign foods this way, I suggest you get your own device , and leave the sandwich maker to do what it was designed for, that is the cooking of 'proper' food :)
i do like banana and pineapple fritters:)
Have you tried pepperoni pizza with custard on? You really should you know :D
It is with sadness that I report the death of Duncan, founder of the British Self-flagellation Society.
To raise money for flowers, the Treasurer is having a whip-round.
Love burning stuff
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Didn't manage to sell that hifi shelving then?
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
That's a fully specced Linn Sondek in there. Roy's so rich he can afford to burn them just to keep warm. Doesn't even bother to take the arm and cartridge off first.
Used fifties for kindling
Of course.
Can't be a Sondek Martin, it's not bouncing around:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Macca
Always thought Sondeks needed a good burn in.
Summer's coming lads. Get yourself one of these. :lol:
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Men-Bulge...BDqUOXnlYRZLXw
id be more concerned about why you are searching for them lol
Why would anyone care? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by jamie123
I was actually looking for a couple of camera pouches and that came up. Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it! :lol:
(and anyway, I don't need one :eyebrows:)
Yesh, you just use a sock!:D
Marco.
With two snooker balls in. Comes in handy if there's any contretemps. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Lol - aye, you can give someone a right good wallop with one of those! As indeed 'she' (spying the big bulge) might do to you, once she pulls down yer shorts and checks out what's *really* underneath!:eyebrows:
Marco.