& leathered like
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& leathered like
an old boot
called sweaty Betty
fishing the jetty
Swansea near Sketty
doing-a-turn-for-the-boys
back in town
Mid-night Cowboy
daytime bum boy
enjoys duck butter
lip up fatty
fatty fatty reggae
Rub a Dub
3-men inna tub
sounds fun said
a nearby vicar
Not yet defrocked
Suspiciously smelly finger
makes exceedingly good
starters before main
bowel evacuation clears
down the khazi
making way for
stray chocolate submarines
anything will do
when yer pished
something to chew?
Make a strong-brew
masticate slowly and
masturbate fastly and
blow your top
clay pigeon shooting
and bottom fruiting
comparing skidmarks with
snow covered roads :(
Bloody tight-a*sed council!
Turd crusted Toads
white powdery stuff
thrush cream at-hand
Dandruff on shoes
whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles
warm womens muffins
nice & perky
:eyebrows:
needs more alcohol!
baste the bird
before rudely molesting
give good roasting
aunt Nellys goat
and Christmas nuts
santa's sack's bulging