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Originally Posted by Beobloke
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:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Beobloke
A woman is alone at home when there is a knock on the door.
Opening it, she sees a man standing there.
“Do you have a vagina?” He asked her.
Shocked, the woman slams the door in his face.
The next day there is another knock at the door. The same man is standing there.
“Do you have a vagina?” He asks again.
For the second time, she slams the door on him.
Later that night, she tells her husband about the man.
“Ok.” He said “Tomorrow I will stay home and if he knocks again, say Yes this time and we will see where this goes”
Sure enough, the next day there is a knock on the door.
The husband whispers “I’ll hide behind the door whilst you answer”
Opening the door, she is not surprised to see the same man
“Do you have a vagina?”
“Yes I do” she answers
“Good” replies the man “Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?”
Man walks in to a bar and orders 10 shots of whiskey
“Wow,” says the barman “you got problems?”
“Yes” says the man “ I’ve just found out that my best friend is gay.”
Next day, the same man walks in and orders 12 shots
“Now what?” Asked the barman
“Just found out my son is gay” answered the man
The day after the man walks in and orders 15 shots.
“Doesn’t anyone in your family like women?” Said the barman
The man looked up from his drinks
“Apparently my wife does”
Keep 'em coming Anto,
We all need a bit of a laugh at the moment. :)
Cracking still!
You need to be a Fast Show fan for this one-
https://i.imgur.com/Z65dIbg.jpg
Tesco's out, Aldi next-
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https://i.imgur.com/eh60Svy.jpg
Thought id add a couple that made me chuckle
The wife's mother rushed into the maternity wing to find out how her daughter was progressing. As she entered the waiting room she spotted her son in law. Unbeknown to her he was listening to the cricket on his ipod.
hows it going " she asked anxiously
"not bad" he smiled "they've got 4 out and there's only 1 to go."
"Aaah she screamed and fainted :)
Johnnie asked for time off because his wife was going to have a baby. The following day his boss asked him what it was a boy or a girl.
"too early to say"" said johnnie "it'll be another 9 months before we know the answer to that."