Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus asks for a table for 26.
The head waiter says, “But there’s only 13 of you.”
Jesus says, “Yeah, we’re all going to sit on the same side.”
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Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus asks for a table for 26.
The head waiter says, “But there’s only 13 of you.”
Jesus says, “Yeah, we’re all going to sit on the same side.”
I’m a bit worried today as I can’t stop singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin songs.
I think I may have Croonervirus.
:lol::DQuote:
Originally Posted by Beobloke
Doing my weekly shop in morrisons today. I was horrified to find they had no toilet paper at all.
Reluctantly I headed for the checkout and asked if they had any. A firm NO was the answer.
Walking back to the toilets with my pants and trousers around my ankles was a walk of shame........
During my check up I asked my doctor 'Do you think I will live a long and healthy life then?'
He replied 'I doubt it somehow - Mercury is in Uranus right now'.
I said 'I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense'.
He replied ' neither do I but my thermometer just broke'.........
old ones are the best ones :D
I’ve just checked my bank account and all my money is now in Swedish currency.
I think I’ve got Kronervirus.
So my wife tells me. I remain unconvinced.Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
Wife was cleaning 12 year old sons bedroom, when she finds a load of serious fetish gear and bondage mags. She asks her husband “what do we do?”
Husband says “I’m no expert but whatever you do don’t spank him.”
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Very good Discopants:lol: