Comes frae Luss:doh:
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Comes frae Luss:doh:
Tarbert's goat meir
oot withthe shears
toss yer caber!
those were the......
days before wimmen
or good wellies:eyebrows:
or a McDonalds
yes, a sheepburger
not a sheepbugger?
:lol: Meet and meat:eyebrows:
a win win
mutton alla kebab
on the bone
rotating very slowly
less than holy
grease expanding exponentially
meanwhile in Narnia
Things never happen....
when you're crappin'
and toe tappin
a bit of zappin'
and some Zeppelin
achtung baby oil
for polishing botties
already shiny from
the constant rubbing
all night clubbing
with the thrusting
end is rusting
and needed buffing
to cure scuffing
the ragamuffin when
Asking for more
of the same
Got spanked again
for raiding Jenny's
juicy fruity flap-jacks
in her hidiehole
which was black
but very roomy
considering it's position
which was handy
legs all bandy
hot and randy
Her names Mandy
fond of candy
and several shandies
after which she
stumbled into a