Not surprised - everyone Knows the Japs always shop at Asda. Anyway, last I heard you was a Lieutenant-Commander, that's quite a promotion!
On the subject of inappropriate dress, I'll tell you about an unfortunate incident while on holiday last year. I wanted to go for a paddle, but I have to use the kiddies pool, as I'm not allowed in the grown-ups pool. :(
Anyway, she only put my thong on back to front, scared the bejaysus out of the poor kiddies and I ended up being arrested. The hotel manager said they don't want my kind staying there, lowering the tone of the place. It was a 2 star hotel in Benidorm. I really would rather forget about it, but I had to write about it in my journal (my therapist said I should keep a journal). Every time I pick it up it always opens at that page - I think Mrs. P is showing it to all her friends.
Anyway, it's Blackpool for us this year, I could wear a soiled nappy on my head there, and no one would bat an eyelid.
