Royal ass wipe
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Royal ass wipe
it's all hype
not my type
firm and ripe?
beats floppily doppilies
girls like girth
thick and porky
and 'top' heavy
slippery with suppuration
but standing proud
Oooh matron dont
a boweling sir?
ooooh, yes, yes
prepare the discombobulating
and surpassingly uncomfortable
but surprisingly stimulating
with firm pressure
fairy liquid today
poured into Jap's-eye
with shitake mushrooms
Ah, a No34!
or a no69
with some mouthwash
gotta love Hygienists
old minge warriors
who love spindlyfish
strewn across their
laptops amid lashings
chocolate starfish sir?
for her funnel
sold the wife
A tall tail
got 65p and
some pork scratchings
a voucher for
haemorrhoid cream and
two inch suppository
coated with battery
or buttery quimjelly
loaded with acid
drops and fudge
at body temperature
mopped up with
oily permed hair
stagnent, stinky and
festering with maggots
Typical hippy locks
and pimples too
covered in grease
oozing with puss