but it'll no-be-long
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but it'll no-be-long
till she blows
with an almighty
Orgaz mic explosion
here-comes-the-cream-boy!
chuckin' nis muck
over the veg-patch
fertilizing the carrots
becoming pointy stiff
julienne hard onz
with petits pois
all nice'n hard
ripe for popping
between her lips
making mushie peas
with jellied eels
then rubbing them
so hard that
they leaked some
excess fluid from
thier throbbing stiff
leg of lamb
Looking very sheepish
as if ashamed
to even think
such a huge
Cockbrush was ever
likely to fit
But some butter
cunningly placed between
a pair of
polka dot shorts
and a Strap-on
extendable snooker cue
dripping with creamy
knacker cracker goodies
;their aroma pervading
and gag inducing
rancid kipper smells
you've met her!
smell my finger!
sniff my helmet
Hump my rump
scrape the cheese
Flick the froth
only then can
savour the flavour
packet of Quavers
do us-a favour
sharpen your pinky