I'd be rooting for our home-grown lions. They'd be the "Pride of Britain" :)
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I'd be rooting for our home-grown lions. They'd be the "Pride of Britain" :)
Karl Pilkington is a good choice. Love to hear him narrate Lions vs Ricky Gervais.
I'd be rooting for our home-grown lions. They'd be the "Pride of Britain" :)
Well there's a never ending supply of suitable candidates. The country is bursting with shiftless 'neerdowells'.
Some states in the US have a 'three strikes and you're out' policy, which means very long sentences for habitual offenders. We could employ a 'three strikes and you're ate' alternative.
We'll pitch them that instead. It's gold.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
The opening theme could be "In the jungle, the urban jungle, the lion sleeps tonight". I thought I'd squeeze that one in, even though it's a bit of a "Tight Fit". Sorry about that, it is past my bedtime to be fair.
I know - a show , a bit like I'm a slobrity , in the jungle ,Predators style , chuck the nobheads in and wait for the real predator to go to work :)
Could be good. May I suggest we use politicians. That should prove a real draw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oddball
I'm sorry but I can't forgive Karl Pilkington for not " disappearing " Ricky Gervais when Derek was being made.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Could end badly for the lions. Firstly they would be confronted by a protective cordon of heavily armed bodyguards while the politicians make good their escape. Next, the lions would develop mysterious illnesses which will turn out to be caused by some nerve agent with an unpronounceable name. The Russians would be blamed for this, and they would retaliate by bringing bears to the party. Could get messy.Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
And even if the lions were victorious I'm not sure whether they would care for the taste. I'd imagine politicians would taste pretty bad, being that full of shit. May have to use them in a spin-off show, something a bit more 'sharky'.
The poachers and the hoodies would yield much leaner meat, due to all the running from the police.